Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Christian or not . . . Part II


I'm a Christian. And I don't depend on a dictionary or biblical definition to define who or what I believe in. I certainly don't rely upon some outspoken, blowhard to judge my heart and soul. Boy this sounds like déjà vu.

If you recall, in October of this year the Rev. Robert Jeffress felt it necessary to open his pie hole and aid the derailment of Rick Perry's campaign by calling Mormons a cult and non-Christians. Repackaged and rerun for this past Christmas holiday comes this nugget from the Rev. Brad Atkins: "Conservatives can process and pray their way through the issue of forgiveness toward a Christian that has had infidelity in their life, but will struggle to understand how anyone could be a Mormon and call themselves 'Christian.'"

Think on this will you: define a fish? Answers might include "stinky, gross, water, scales, healthy, fins" among others. And while each person's definition might be similar, are we talking a red fish, a blue fish, or a brown fish. They might be picturing a saltwater fish instead of freshwater fish. And for others they might choose red Swedish Fish. The point here is while we are all picturing a fish, even if they look different, none of us would argue that one's definition of a fish is wrong. Well, being a Christian is a personal choice or decision. It is something one does by living Christ's teachings; regardless one's definition. According to some, one Christian can differ from another in the same congregation.

Claiming that Rev. Jeffress or Rev. Atkins are frogmen from Mars doesn't make this true just because I say they are, even if I can find a coalition of like-minded people to agree. It is merely opinion. It is left to the individual to choose to believe or not. But we can run DNA tests and use other examinations to make an accurate determinations. Being a Christian, again, is a personal matter. What I feel and believe in my heart and soul isn't open to interpretation, regardless whether or not I measure up to someone else's definition.

In this case Mr. Atkins was referring to Newt Gingrich's infidelities and Mitt Romney's Mormonism. And if you haven't guessed by now, I too am a Mormon. But here Gingrich only has to seek forgiveness from his wife, his family affected by his infidelities, his ecclesiastical leader, and God. I can't grant his forgiveness as he has done nothing to me. But Romney's Mormonism, and I can't believe this is still considered an issue by some, again shouldn't have anything to do with electing a president. Apparently his being a Mormon wasn't enough of an issue to prevent him from being elected governor of Massachusetts; from successfully saving and running the 2002 Winter Olympics; managing several successful businesses; and from being a worthy and honorable husband, father, grandfather, neighbor and friend to so many. Disagree with him all you want, but for the love of God, please learn to separate biases from reality.

I guess everything I wrote above doesn't really matter to some, though. If considering Mormons as not Christians helps one sleep at night, go right ahead. I'm going to continue being a Mormon and a Christian. I'm sleeping just fine.

*For the record, I don't consider these men frogmen from Mars. Not yet anyhow.

Be Good!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

I am . . . Santa Claus!


I believe in Santa Claus. I really do. You don’t? Find it all a little farfetched? Having a hard time balancing Santa with the true Christmas spirit? Well he's easier to believe in than believing in an honest politician or a temporary tax increase. But I guess I can understand your difficulty.

Well, take a moment and consider this experience from my past.

In December of 1999 my mind and time was occupied with studying, classes, friends, and dating. I was more concerned with the next test or if she would say “yes” than I was with other more pressing matters of the day.

A week or two before Christmas, my brother-in-law Paul called with a unique request. As the manager of a furniture/electronics store, he had advertised that the store would host Santa Claus each weekend leading up to Christmas. Apparently as they couldn’t get the real Santa, they had hired someone to fill in. The gentlemen they hired fit the costume almost too well, but failed in other aspects of the role: eating the candy intended for visiting children; falling asleep with the beard off; and a strong, offensive odor emitting from his ample, wobbly frame.

Paul was new to our family and in the year he’d known me, it seems he failed to recognize that my 6’4” build and lack of any weight clearly weren’t ideal Santa material - a bowl full of jelly weighed more than I did. Add in my youthful, 25-year-old face, weak at best “ho, ho, ho,” and inexperience at mascoting, the image doesn’t exactly conjure up memories of the perfect Santa. But here he was pleading with me to fill the role of Santa Claus. Sensing the desperateness in his voice, I relented –well, enough to come by and at least inspect the outfit anyhow. I’d never worn a Santa costume before; it might be fun. And the extra cash they promised piqued my interest.

I arrived at the store and instantly found that in order to pull off the look, we were going to need a lot of padded help by way of pillows and blankets. With the Santa-red pants and jacket on, I was excited to attach the ever so important iconic, white beard. But what to my wondering eyes should appear, then red and green stained candy cane whiskers . . . where my mouth was to go. Last week’s Santa apparently found slurping down a candy cane with the beard on was appropriate. At this point walking away would have been all too easy and equally justified, but standing there dressed as Santa, the image began to become clearer. I would have been more at ease if the synthetic hair could have been autoclaved, but nevertheless I left with Paul's assurance that the beard would once again gleam white when I arrived the next morning.

I apprehensively, but excitedly arrived for my 4-hour shift and we proceeded to fill the vast voids of the costume with pillows where my thin, wiry frame didn't quite do the job. Before too long the laborious job was nearly complete, with only the beard and hat remaining to complete the masquerade. I nervously grabbed the beard to find sweet, sweet white hair had replaced juicy red and green candy cane drippings. The beard did reak strongly of bleach and the stringy, fiberglass spun fibers annoyingly invaded my mouth, but the tradeoff was a welcome one. 


The job complete, I emerged from the back room for all to see. For the first time in my life, I couldn’t see my feet. I had face full of hair. And I had reached the age of senior citizenry . . . 
                   . . . I was Santa Claus!


The day turned out to be a quiet one. All told there were maybe a few last-minute Christmas shoppers who visited the store. At most they smiled or muttered a casual “Hi Santa,” as they completed their transactions. I spent most of my time outside waving to cars and actually enjoyed every minute of filling in for the man from the North Pole.

At one point a car loaded with some large Polynesian men pulled up. Fearing the worst, I was relieved when I found they simply wanted to say hi to Santa.  From several passing came some rather offensive gestures. Who waves to Santa like that? And Oh and my appearance may have indirectly caused a fender bender.

Shortly before my shift was complete, a well dressed woman arrived to make a purchase. Upon completing her transaction, she stopped to say hello. I stood to greet her and recognizing she wished to speak with me as opposed to Santa, I removed the beard. She asked if I would be there if she returned in 20 minutes or so. Smiling, I assured her I would be.

True to her word, this shopper arrived with two small children and an older daughter. With bulging eyes and toothless grins, the two smaller children were now in the presence of “the big man. The head honcho. The connection . . .” the man himself. These children were in awe. Obscured behind the curly beard, no one could see the ear-to-ear grin on my face. Suddenly the beard’s bleachy odor of and annoying wispy hairs ceased to bother me. My reservations at lacking an adequate “ho, ho, ho” disappeared too. I was Santa.

The children sat on my lap and told me their Christmas dreams. They inquired about Rudolph and all of the other reindeer. They questioned me about a bruise my thumb sported. They cared about me and I, I mean Santa cared about them. Santa was even serenaded with a Christmas carol or two. I ate up every minute of their encounter with Santa Claus.

As children are prone to do, the many treats, coloring books, and the many televisions in the store stole their attention. With the distraction, their mother drew near to Santa and with tears in her eyes, expressed her gratitude for my performance. She then explained that she and her husband were in the midst of a bitter divorce. Out of spite and anger, he had informed their innocent children that Santa Claus did not exist. In an attempt to prove that he did indeed exist, this dedicated mother had brought her children to meet Santa Claus. Their faith restored, and mine as well, I wished them a Merry Christmas - wishing I could do more.

Such an experience left me profoundly changed. Santa Claus was real once again and maybe the jolly man and the true Christmas spirit could peaceably coexist after all. I pondered the notion on my drive home. It occurred to me that Santa is in many ways, Christ-like. Regardless the many different images of Santa Claus, common to most nations and cultures is his love for children and their love for him. Summed up perfectly, read the follwing comparison from President James E. Faust:
“No one can measure the effect of an unselfish act of kindness. By small, simple things great things do indeed come to pass. Of course gifts given and gifts received make Christmas special. For many children Christmas Eve is a very long night as they look forward with eager anticipation to the gifts Santa brings, which is why children love Santa Claus. Let me share what someone once said about Santa Claus: ‘First of all, he's a joyous individual. People are attracted to joyous individuals as filings are attracted to a magnet. Next, Santa Claus is interested in making others happy. He increases the happy moments in the life of everyone he meets. He loves his work; he gets fun out of his job. He is childlike, simple, humble, sincere, and forgiving. Finally, he is a giver. His philosophy is to give himself away in service. He is a friend to everyone. He smiles. Perhaps you and I could attain greater happiness if we emulated Santa Claus a little more, for his way is the way of the Infant Jesus also.’” ***
I’m certainly not suggesting we replace the donkey or a shepherd figurine with a kneeling Santa in the manger, but maybe we can find a way to allow room for both Christ and Santa during this Christmas season.


Be Good!
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***The Man Who Would Be Santa. James E Faust  - First Presidency Christmas Devotional. December 06, 1998. 

For a comparison between Jesus Christ and Santa, follow this link: http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n1132.cfm